Different types of wife's we have

TYPES OF WIFE:

1: TALKING DRUM WIFE
she talks alot and argues like no one. She always has problems with her husband because of her argumentative life style. Neighbors hates her because she gossips. She is also ready to fight outside anytime!
2: SELFISH WIFE.
She enjoys being called pet names but will never call husband such. She enjoys being showered with gifts. Everything is all about her and she is self centered. She enjoys the food more when her husband cooks it. She loves being served.
3: BABY BOY WIFE
this kind of wife likes servicing young boys and having them as sex partners. She spends her husband's money on them. She has many baby boys. Her husband is already tired of her attitude. She never feels old.
4: CHEWING STICK WIFE
she is always boring to stay with. No sense of humour. Just sit and eat! With Very moody looks. Doesn't attract her husband at all.
5: SPINSTER WIFE
She likes doing everything on her own. Her dressing doesnt portray she is married. She is not serious with her marriage. She has many unmarried girls as friends. Enjoys hanging out alot and without her husband.
6: BABY WIFE
she behaves like a child and cannot take initiative on her own when the husband is not around. She runs to her mother to complain every single thing that goes wrong in her home. She rather takes opinion of others than her husband.
7: OCCATIONAL WIFE.
She loves maids and nannies so much and cannot show good qualities of a wife. She goes out alot and comes back whenever she likes. Does not take care of her children. Her relationship with her husband ends on bed.
8: ALLOCATION WIFE
She only loves and cares for her husband immediately money comes in. When the going is smooth and good, she will start using pet name for her husband. If things are rough, she disrespects him.
9: FIRE WIFE.
always offensive and does not respect her husband. She can ride on her husband. She is always angry and ready to fight. So violent!
10: HONORABLE WIFE
she is the dream of every man, she loves her husband and her children are proud of her. She spiritually prays for her husband to succeed. Respects and honours him. In-laws wish they will have another like her. Very industrious!
WOMEN! What kind of wife are you?

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